But that's not the only confession today. Shiny has one too.
Ugh. Shiny here. Mom is making me confess my sins, but honestly, it was her fault. I'll tell you what happened, but I'm NOT taking responsibility.
So Sunday was a rain day. Which at first seemed like YES! NO WORK TODAY!!! But then, after mom was all done with chores, she took me out. Ugh. Like what is does she want? And then I saw it. The pulling comb. WORST. DAY. EVER. I really despise having my mane pulled. But mom says it's waaaaayyy too thick to not pull it. I say she should mind her business and just let my hair be thick and luxurious. Ya know? Just because mom's hair isn't thick doesn't mean mine can't be.
So mom says after every three pulls I can have a snack. And I say I should get one every pull. Whatever. I put up with her rule for awhile. But it was like taking forever and SO MANY PULLS, so finally I just stood up on my back legs and pulled and pulled until the crossties broke. I thought mom would be too scared to keep going because I was so dangerous and crazy. But she just laughed at me, told me to stop being ridiculous, and fixed the crossties. AND THEN SHE PULLED SOME MORE! Can you believe it? The horror. And she says it's still not done and we have to do it again another day. So yeah. That's what happened. As you can see, it's not my fault, and I'm not confessing to anything.
